DON'T READ TO ME

Finally, a flag for the proudly illiterate! This confused little noodle has no clue what you just said — and he’d like to keep it that way. With his tongue out, eyes crossed, and zero thoughts behind those pupils, this “Don’t Read To Me” Hoddie is perfect for anyone who's had enough of books, news, and unsolicited enlightenment.

Whether you're dodging lectures or just vibin' in full reptile dysfunction, this hoodie lets the world know: words are hard, and thinking is harder.

Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Just don’t read it out loud.

Who knew that the softest hoodie you'll ever own comes with such a cool design. You won't regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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