DON'T READ TO ME

Finally, a flag for the proudly illiterate! This confused little noodle has no clue what you just said — and he’d like to keep it that way. With his tongue out, eyes crossed, and zero thoughts behind those pupils, this “Don’t Read To Me” shirt is perfect for anyone who's had enough of books, news, and unsolicited enlightenment.

Whether you're dodging lectures or just vibin' in full reptile dysfunction, this tee lets the world know: words are hard, and thinking is harder.

This racerback tank is soft, lightweight, and form-fitting with a flattering cut and raw edge seams for an edgy touch.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Fabric is laundered to reduce shrinkage
• Raw edge seams
• Blank product sourced from Haiti or Nicaragua

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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