Collection: Candles
ForwardFits Celebration Candles
These aren’t mourning candles, they’re victory laps. Each one looks like a classic memorial candle, halo and all, but the vibe is pure “finally.”
Perfect for breaking news moments, political pettiness, or cleansing your home of bad energy and worse people. No names mentioned, no claims made, just great scents and plausible deniability.
Light a candle, not your stress. Celebrate the fallen, the falling, or the ones you wish would fall faster.
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Saint Orange of Cell Block A – Celebration Candle
CandleRegular price $19.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $19.99 USD -
Saint Vlad of the Vanishing Empire
CandleRegular price $19.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $19.99 USD -
Saint Short Fuse of Pyongyang Celebration Candle
CandleRegular price $19.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $19.99 USD