Saint Vlad of the Vanishing Empire

Scent: Apple Harvest
9 oz – ForwardFits Exclusive

Not every candle is lit in sorrow.
Some are lit because the world finally feels a little safer.

This vintage memorial-style “Celebration Candle” features a symbolic portrait of a certain shirtless-horse-enthusiast-turned-international-nuisance. Framed with cracked halos and cold-weather florals, it captures the exact mood of a man who spent his whole life trying to be a czar and ended up a cautionary tale.

🔥 Apple Harvest Scent
Warm, crisp apple notes blended with seasonal spices, perfect for welcoming in the kind of autumn where certain dictatorships… let’s just say, don’t age well.
Fresh. Bold. A little bitter. Fitting.

Great for:

Breaking news nights

Geopolitical “oops” moments

Clearing out bad vibes and Cold War leftovers

Celebrating global upgrades

No claims made.
Just a candle that smells like justice and tastes like fall.

Light it proudly. Or ironically.
Both are valid.

Soft, clean, and calming. This soy candle fills the room with its unforgettable fragrance. It comes in a smooth glass jar that fits any space—perfect for gifting or winding down.
• 100% natural soy wax
• 100% cotton wick
• Glass jar size: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1 cm × 8.9 cm)
• Sticker size: 3″ × 2″ (7.62 cm × 5.08 cm)
• Product weight: 9 oz (255 g)
• Burns for 50–60 hours
• Product sourced from the US