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Saint Short Fuse of Pyongyang Celebration Candle
Saint Short Fuse of Pyongyang Celebration Candle
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Scent: Cinnamon Vanilla
9 oz – ForwardFits Exclusive
Not every candle is about grief.
Some are about global upgrades.
This memorial-style Celebration Candle features the symbolic portrait of everyone’s favorite little nuclear napoleon. Vintage saint-candle vibes, cracked halo, floral border… the whole dramatic aesthetic. But the message? Pure “bless this mess” energy.
Cinnamon Vanilla Scent
Warm cinnamon, smooth vanilla, and just a hint of “finally.”
It smells like winter holidays, cozy kitchens, and a world with slightly fewer missile tests. Sweet, spicy, and suspiciously comforting for a dictator-themed candle.
Perfect for:
Clearing out stale propaganda air
Watching breaking news with popcorn
Gifting to politically aware friends who love dark humor
Celebrating peaceful upgrades in world leadership
Lighting during awkward family dinners as a silent protest
No names printed.
No claims made.
Just a really good candle with a really obvious joke.
Light it proud, light it petty, or light it because cinnamon vanilla absolutely slaps.
Soft, clean, and calming. This soy candle fills the room with its unforgettable fragrance. It comes in a smooth glass jar that fits any space—perfect for gifting or winding down.
• 100% natural soy wax
• 100% cotton wick
• Glass jar size: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1 cm × 8.9 cm)
• Sticker size: 3″ × 2″ (7.62 cm × 5.08 cm)
• Product weight: 9 oz (255 g)
• Burns for 50–60 hours
• Product sourced from the US
9 oz – ForwardFits Exclusive
Not every candle is about grief.
Some are about global upgrades.
This memorial-style Celebration Candle features the symbolic portrait of everyone’s favorite little nuclear napoleon. Vintage saint-candle vibes, cracked halo, floral border… the whole dramatic aesthetic. But the message? Pure “bless this mess” energy.
Cinnamon Vanilla Scent
Warm cinnamon, smooth vanilla, and just a hint of “finally.”
It smells like winter holidays, cozy kitchens, and a world with slightly fewer missile tests. Sweet, spicy, and suspiciously comforting for a dictator-themed candle.
Perfect for:
Clearing out stale propaganda air
Watching breaking news with popcorn
Gifting to politically aware friends who love dark humor
Celebrating peaceful upgrades in world leadership
Lighting during awkward family dinners as a silent protest
No names printed.
No claims made.
Just a really good candle with a really obvious joke.
Light it proud, light it petty, or light it because cinnamon vanilla absolutely slaps.
Soft, clean, and calming. This soy candle fills the room with its unforgettable fragrance. It comes in a smooth glass jar that fits any space—perfect for gifting or winding down.
• 100% natural soy wax
• 100% cotton wick
• Glass jar size: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1 cm × 8.9 cm)
• Sticker size: 3″ × 2″ (7.62 cm × 5.08 cm)
• Product weight: 9 oz (255 g)
• Burns for 50–60 hours
• Product sourced from the US
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