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Forward Fits
DON'T READ TO ME!
DON'T READ TO ME!
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For the proud patriot who thinks reading is for nerds and facts are just opinions with extra letters. This embroidered masterpiece features our gloriously illiterate serpent, confused, defiant, and definitely not hooked on phonics. Whether you're dodging books or just sun rays, this hat’s got you covered in bold, braincell-optional fashion.
Perfect for:
📚 Skipping book club
🐍 Hissing at libraries
🧠 Protecting your right to remain uninformed
Because freedom means never having to sound it out.
This hat is structured with a classic fit, flat brim, and full buckram. The adjustable snap closure makes it a comfortable, one-size-fits-most hat.
• 80% acrylic, 20% wool
• Green Camo is 60% cotton, 40% polyester
• Structured, 6-panel, high-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• Plastic snap closure
• Green undervisor
• Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (54.9 cm–60 cm)
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
Perfect for:
📚 Skipping book club
🐍 Hissing at libraries
🧠 Protecting your right to remain uninformed
Because freedom means never having to sound it out.
This hat is structured with a classic fit, flat brim, and full buckram. The adjustable snap closure makes it a comfortable, one-size-fits-most hat.
• 80% acrylic, 20% wool
• Green Camo is 60% cotton, 40% polyester
• Structured, 6-panel, high-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• Plastic snap closure
• Green undervisor
• Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (54.9 cm–60 cm)
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
Size guide
| A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | |
| One size | 20 ⅛-23 ⅝ | 4 ½ | 2 ½ | 7 ⅛ |
| A (cm) | B (cm) | C (cm) | D (cm) | |
| One size | 51-60 | 11.5 | 6.5 | 18 |
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