DON'T READ TO ME

Finally, a flag for the proudly illiterate! This confused little noodle has no clue what you just said — and he’d like to keep it that way. With his tongue out, eyes crossed, and zero thoughts behind those pupils, this “Don’t Read To Me” shirt is perfect for anyone who's had enough of books, news, and unsolicited enlightenment.

Whether you're dodging lectures or just vibin' in full reptile dysfunction, this tee lets the world know: words are hard, and thinking is harder.

Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Just don’t read it out loud.

This comfortable muscle tank is soft and flowy with low cut armholes for a relaxed look.

• 65% polyester, 35% viscose
• Athletic Heather is 52% polyester, 48% viscose
• Black Heather is 80% rayon, 20% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Low cut armholes
• Curved bottom hem
• Side seams
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, the US, or Vietnam

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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