Crazy Punitch

When Trump calls Putin crazy, you know the glitch is real.

This neon-blasted women’s protest tank captures the absurdity of authoritarian cosplay like only satire can — with hot pink shutter shades, nuclear smugness, and a Miami Vice villain aesthetic that’s 100% unfit for global leadership.

💥 Retro chaos
💥 Unhinged accuracy
💥 Dictator Disrespect, delivered loud

With “CRAZY BITCH” beaming across the front, this anti-Putin tank top lets you shout the truth in synthwave style — no subtlety required.

Wear it to:
✔️ Punk shows
✔️ Protest lines
✔️ Thanksgiving next to your Fox News uncle
✔️ Anywhere fascism needs flaming

Because fascism ain’t fashion — but satire sure as hell is.

Printed on ultra-soft, ethically made Bella+Canvas women’s muscle tanks:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Relaxed fit with low-cut armholes
• Side-seamed construction for perfect drape

From synthwave hellscape to street-ready resistance.
ForwardFits: Fits for the Fight.


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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