Crazy Punitch

When Trump calls Putin crazy, you know we’ve entered glitch mode. This neon-drenched fever dream of a shirt captures the moment perfectly: Dictator vibes meet rejected-Miami-Vice-villain energy. With hot pink shutter shades, a nuclear smirk, and a fit straight outta a synthwave asylum, this design doesn’t glorify — it roasts.

“CRAZY BITCH” blares loud and proud, letting the world know exactly what you think about the shirtless horseback tyrant who traded democracy for delusion.

💥 Retro chaos
💥 Unhinged accuracy
💥 100% Dictator Disrespect

Wear it to your next protest, punk show, or awkward family dinner.
Because fascism ain’t fashion — but satire sure as hell is.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Quality You Can Feel, Statements You Can’t Ignore
All shirts printed on ethically-made Bella+Canvas premium blanks.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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