The F.U. Algorithm

Introducing the perfect muscle tank for when you want to make your opinion loud, clear, and typographically aggressive! This bold design spells out a heartfelt message to a certain tech billionaire using the most passive-aggressive word placement possible—because subtlety is for people with stock options.

Whether you’re tired of electric cars flexing on your 2008 Honda Civic, or just think Mars can wait its damn turn, this tank screams “I’m not buying your blue checkmark, bro.” Great for protests, awkward family dinners, or awkward run-ins at Whole Foods.

Disclaimer: Not recommended for Tesla showroom visits... unless you're feeling spicy.

This comfortable muscle tank is soft and flowy with low cut armholes for a relaxed look.

• 65% polyester, 35% viscose
• Athletic Heather is 52% polyester, 48% viscose
• Black Heather is 80% rayon, 20% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Low cut armholes
• Curved bottom hem
• Side seams
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, the US, or Vietnam

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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