The F.U. Algorithm

Introducing the perfect hoodie for when you want to make your opinion loud, clear, and typographically aggressive! This bold design spells out a heartfelt message to a certain tech billionaire using the most passive-aggressive word placement possible—because subtlety is for people with stock options.

Whether you’re tired of electric cars flexing on your 2008 Honda Civic, or just think Mars can wait its damn turn, this hoodie screams “I’m not buying your blue checkmark, bro.” Great for protests, awkward family dinners, or awkward run-ins at Whole Foods.

Disclaimer: Not recommended for Tesla showroom visits... unless you're feeling spicy.

Who knew that the softest hoodie you'll ever own comes with such a cool design. You won't regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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