Government surveillance just got personal. Ever feel like Big Brother’s got a backdoor key to your bathroom breaks? Say hello to the “Scanned While Seated” tee — featuring a hovering fiber-shaming drone with a clipboard that pulls no punches:
“More fiber needed! Bleeds red but not white and blue.”
Part health PSA, part political roast, and 100% certified Paranoid Chic™. From barcode to bowel movement, this shirt’s for those who know freedom isn’t found in the fiber aisle... or in your toilet tank lid. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Quality You Can Feel, Statements You Can’t Ignore All shirts printed on ethically-made Bella+Canvas premium blanks.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
