Not All Roses...

Some flowers bloom with grace.🌹
Others? Smell like BS. 💩

This tee’s for that one “Caroline” we all see smirking through press conferences, reinventing gaslighting like it’s a PR strategy. The elegant script says class, but the poop-roses say bless your manipulative little heart. 😇

Whether you’re dodging spin or just done with the daily dose of delusion, this shirt lets you say it all… without saying a word. Bold. Subtle. Biodegradable.*

(*Not actually biodegradable. But your patience should be.)
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Quality You Can Feel, Statements You Can’t Ignore
All shirts printed on ethically-made Bella+Canvas premium blanks.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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