Long Live the King

They say history repeats itself, but Charles I only got one shot (or chop). This hilariously dark-humor shirt captures the momentous occasion of 1649, when divine right met a very human problem—an executioner with good aim.

Featuring a witty take on the beheading of King Charles I, this shirt is perfect for history buffs, lovers of ironic humor, or anyone who thinks monarchy is a little overrated. Whether you're strolling through Parliament or just making heads turn (pun intended), this tee is sure to spark conversations—hopefully not about your own impending execution.

Wear it with pride—or lose your head. 👑⚔️

• 65% polyester, 35% viscose
• Athletic Heather is 52% polyester, 48% viscose
• Black Heather is 80% rayon, 20% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Low cut armholes
• Curved bottom hem
• Side seams
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, the US, or Vietnam

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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