FREE DUMB ISANT FUREEEEE

Some birds fly south for the winter. This one flies straight into conspiracy forums.

When did freedom become Free Dumb? We don’t know — but this cracked-out eagle has some very strong opinions (and possibly six energy drinks in his system). Draped in stars, yelling like a Twitter thread, and holding a suspiciously generic “W” can, he’s the ultimate symbol of… whatever the opposite of critical thinking is.

This shirt is for the wild ones who know satire hits harder when it’s dressed in feathers, fireworks, and “No Ragrets” tattoos.

Details:

Printed on premium ring-spun cotton

Vintage distress effect for that "I’ve been yelling since 1776" vibe

Front print with transparent PNG layout — breathable even when the takes aren’t

Unisex sizing

Guaranteed to confuse at least three relatives at your next BBQ

Wear it loud. Wear it proud. But maybe don’t wear it to jury duty.
Only at ForwardFits — Fits for the Fight.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Quality You Can Feel, Statements You Can’t Ignore
All shirts printed on ethically-made Bella+Canvas premium blanks.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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