Emperor Palpateeny Hands

Emperor Palpateeny Hands (Women’s Tank Top Edition)

Unlimited... puny power.
When authoritarian cosplay meets baby-sized bravado, you get Emperor Palpateeny Hands — the political parody tank top that roasts fascism with every stitch.

Draped in fear and fueled by ego lightning, this women’s muscle tank is perfect for:
✔️ Dank meme queens
✔️ Thanksgiving showdown champs
✔️ Rally-goers with a petty streak
✔️ Jedi mind-trickers crushing juice boxes

Featuring our tiny-handed overlord who needs a booster seat for the launch codes, this funny anti-fascist tank reminds everyone:
fragile egos make fragile empires.

And fascism? Looks even funnier when the gloves don’t fit.

Made for movement and rebellion — this Bella+Canvas women’s tank top features:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• 4.2 oz./yd² fabric weight (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for the perfect fit
• Relaxed fit with low-cut armholes
• Side-seamed construction

Soft Fabric. Savage Fit.
ForwardFits: Fits for the Fight.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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