Emotional

Vlad called him “emotional”... so we gave that drama queen his moment.
This crying-Cheeto masterpiece captures Trump mid-breakdown, complete with dripping mascara, pouty lips, and all the feels of a man who just finished the Golden Girls finale for the seventh time.

It’s satire in its purest form: bold, messy, and orange.

🧻 Waterworks: activated
🎭 Big Tantrum Energy
📺 Possibly sobbing over Joy Luck Club... we’ll never know

This ain’t just a shirt. It’s a mood. A meltdown. A moment in American history reimagined through parody, polyester, and pure shade.

For the bold. For the brave. For the emotionally unavailable.
ForwardFits: Fits for the Fight.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Quality You Can Feel, Statements You Can’t Ignore
All shirts printed on ethically-made Bella+Canvas premium blanks.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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