Emotional Oversized heavyweight sweatshirt!

Vlad called him “emotional”... so we gave that drama queen his moment.
This crying-Cheeto masterpiece captures Trump mid-breakdown, complete with dripping mascara, pouty lips, and all the feels of a man who just finished the Golden Girls finale for the seventh time.

It’s satire in its purest form: bold, messy, and orange.

🧻 Waterworks: activated
🎭 Big Tantrum Energy
📺 Possibly sobbing over Joy Luck Club... we’ll never know

This ain’t just a sweatshirt. It’s a mood. A meltdown. A moment in American history reimagined through parody, polyester, and pure shade.

For the bold. For the brave. For the emotionally unavailable.

Go big on comfort with this oversized fleece sweatshirt. Soft inside, bold outside—perfect for layering or lounging. Unisex fit, heavyweight fabric, and cozy to the core.

· 60% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester fleece
· Athletic Heather is 94% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 6% polyester fleece
· Fabric weight: 10 oz./yd.² (339 g/m²)
· Slightly dropped sleeves
· Relaxed, oversized unisex fit
· Blank product sourced from Nicaragua

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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