Emotional

Vlad called him “emotional”… so we gave that drama queen his moment.

Introducing our Trump crying tank top — a satirical gut-punch of political fashion that captures 45 mid-meltdown, mascara streaks and all.

This isn’t just a funny liberal tank — it’s a wearable roast. With pouty lips, drippy tears, and full-on Big Tantrum Energy, this design reimagines one of the most chaotic figures in American politics as a mascara-stained monument to emotional instability.

🧻 Waterworks: Activated
🎭 Big Tantrum Energy
📺 Possibly sobbing over The Joy Luck Club… we’ll never know

Made for the bold, the brave, and the emotionally unavailable, this progressive graphic tank top delivers both comfort and commentary. The relaxed fit and low-cut armholes keep things breezy while the satire brings the heat.

Why you'll love it:

• 65% polyester, 35% viscose
• Athletic Heather: 52% polyester, 48% viscose
• Black Heather: 80% rayon, 20% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit with low cut armholes
• Curved hem and side seams for a flattering drape

Ethical Threads, Relentless Reads
Every shirt is printed on premium Bella+Canvas blanks — ethically made, insanely soft, and built to last longer than his Twitter ban.

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