Forward Fits
ELMO > ELON
ELMO > ELON
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Tired of rocket tweets and electric ego trips? Us too.
This bold tee says what everyone’s thinking but won’t say out loud: bring back the fuzzy red chaos, not the chaotic red flags.
“We Want Elmo, Not Elon” is a battle cry for innocence over influence, giggles over gigabytes, and nap time over Neuralink. No billionaires or muppets were harmed (or consulted) in the making of this shirt.
Whether you’re marching for memes, protesting platforms, or just love stirring the pot with a little puppet power—this shirt’s got your back.
⚠️ Disclaimer:
This product is a work of parody and social commentary. Not affiliated with any persons, puppets, or space-faring tycoons.
Quality You Can Feel, Statements You Can’t Ignore
All shirts printed on ethically-made Bella+Canvas premium blanks.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |
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