EAT THE RICH!

A multivitamin won’t fix late-stage capitalism—but this shirt might help you stomach it. Featuring a gritty, anatomical design where luxury yachts and gold bars sit like rotten leftovers in a stomach-shaped sketch, this tee serves a hot plate of class commentary with a side of righteous rage.

Because let’s face it: The rich have been dining on us for decades. Time to flip the table.

Serving Size:
🧠 1 bold opinion
💥 1% sass
💬 100% conversation starter

Whether you're rage-scrolling, marching, or just microwaving your morals, this design reminds the world that a truly balanced diet includes taking a bite out of systemic greed.

Perfect for:

Protest brunches

Leftist potlucks

Spontaneous guillotine assembly

Forks up. Billionaires down.

Quality You Can Feel, Statements You Can’t Ignore
All shirts printed on ethically-made Bella+Canvas premium blanks.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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