Apparently, the president thinks he’s done more for you than your parents. Naturally, that calls for a medal, a formal certificate, and an entire government department devoted to confirming it. Better Than Your Parents turns presidential self-congratulation into an absurd award ceremony, complete with a World’s Best Dad medallion, a certificate from the Department of Better Than Your Parents, and the only endorsement that matters, SELF-CERTIFIED. Bold political streetwear for anyone exhausted by strongman paternalism, manufactured adoration, and leaders who never met an award they couldn’t give themselves.
