The F.U. Algorithm

Introducing the perfect shirt for when you want to make your opinion loud, clear, and typographically aggressive! This bold design spells out a heartfelt message to a certain tech billionaire using the most passive-aggressive word placement possible—because subtlety is for people with stock options.

Whether you’re tired of electric cars flexing on your 2008 Honda Civic, or just think Mars can wait its damn turn, this shirt screams “I’m not buying your blue checkmark, bro.” Great for protests, awkward family dinners, or awkward run-ins at Whole Foods.

Disclaimer: Not recommended for Tesla showroom visits... unless you're feeling spicy.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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