Not All Roses...

🌹 Some flowers bloom with grace.
💩 Others… smell like BS.

This women’s graphic tank top is for the Caroline in every crisis — you know, the one gaslighting with a smile like it’s part of the press kit. With elegant cursive paired with poop-roses and Southern sarcasm, it’s bless your heart energy on full blast.

Equal parts classy and savage, this satirical women’s tank is perfect for:

✔️ Political tea parties
✔️ Passive-aggressive Pilates
✔️ Surviving gaslighters with style
✔️ Calling BS without saying a word

🧼 Looks refined.
💅 Smells like truth.
🧠 Probably not biodegradable (but your patience is).

Made with Bella+Canvas premium muscle tanks:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk, soft, breathable
• Side-seamed with a relaxed fit and low-cut armholes

Ethical Fabric, Petty Energy.
ForwardFits: Fits for the Fight.

This comfortable muscle tank is soft and flowy with low cut armholes for a relaxed look.


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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