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Gulfing?

Gulfing?

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"Gulf of Stupidity" Tee – Where Common Sense Goes to Drown

Ever wonder what’s really going on in the heads of certain public figures? Spoiler alert: not much. This brutally hilarious design spills the tea (and the brains) with a caricature so bold, it practically yells “I read the news, and I’m pissed.”

With a swooping mop of yellow hair, a vacant stare, and a brain cavity filled with the GULF of STUPIDITY, this shirt is the perfect middle finger to willful ignorance, loudmouth politics, and brain-dead leadership. Printed in watercolor-inspired chaos, it’s art-meets-satire with a side of “screw your feelings.”

Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Just don’t expect to make any new friends at the country club.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
5XL 35 32 25 ¼
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 39.7
M 73.7 50.8 43.2
L 76.2 55.9 47
XL 78.7 61 50.8
2XL 81.3 66 54.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 58
4XL 86.4 76.2 61.5
5XL 89 81.3 64.3
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